What Kind of Coffee Order Matches Your Personality?
A coffee order is a small and surprisingly complete confession: what you want, how much fuss you will make about getting it, and whether you can be talked out of it. Twelve questions about the first hour of your day, bad nights' sleep, the small luxury you would defend, and what other people do that annoys you. Eight orders, each with the thing it says about you that you were probably not intending to share.
QUESTION 1 OF 12
What is the first hour of your day like?
- Early, quiet, and nobody speaks to you for twenty minutes.
- Efficient. You have the whole thing down to a sequence.
- Slow and warm, and the best part of the entire day.
- Late, fast, and largely conducted standing up.
Pick one and you're already started.
8 ways this can go
Field guideBlack Filter
The thing itself, properly, with nothing added? Black filter.
The Flat White
Knows exactly what they want, and has for years? The flat white.
The Oat Latte
It was never really about the caffeine? The oat latte.
The Double Espresso
Drinks it standing up and is already leaving? The double espresso.
Iced, All Year Round
Iced, in January, with the whole queue judging? That's you exactly.
The Elaborate Order
A reason for every single part of the order? The elaborate one.
Instant, At Home
Never understood why anybody queues for this? Instant, at home.
Decaf After Four
Worked out what it was doing to you, and changed? Decaf after four.
How it works
- 01
Answer honestly
There are no wrong answers — go with your gut on each question.
- 02
We calculate your type
Your answers are scored the moment you finish the last question.
- 03
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What people are saying
The result was scarily accurate. I sent it to my whole group chat.
Jamie, took 4 quizzes
I only meant to try one and then it was midnight.
Priya, took 9 quizzes
Finally a quiz that gets my humor.
Marcus, took 2 quizzes